A man came home early from work one day to find his wife fucking the next door neighbour. He got his shotgun and forced the man into the garage, stark naked, where he put the man’s cock in the vice. He welded the vice shut and started sharpening a knife.
“My God,” said the neighbour, “you’re not going to cut my cock off are you?”
“No,” answered the husband, “you are. About three minutes after I set this place on fire.”
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