SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE INTERNET.

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>1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.

>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3

>4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you to
> ask: "Do you wanna go get a coke?"; and he replies: "Yeah,
> give me five Mins"

>5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South
> America, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbour
> yet this year.

>6. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that
> they are not online.

>7. Your idea of being organised is multiple coloured post-it notes.

>8. You hear most of your jokes via email rather than in person.

>9. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer
> the phone in a business like manner.

>10. When you make phone calls from home, you automatically
> dial a "0" to get an outside line.

>11. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.

>12. You really get excited about a 1.7% pay increase.

>13. You know exactly how many days you've got left until you retire.

>14. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.

>15. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in the hospital.

>16. You're already late on the assignment you just received.

>17. Your relatives and friends describe your job as "works with computers".

>18. You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.
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>.....................AND THE CLINCHERS ARE..........................
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>19. You read this entire list and you keep nodding and smiling.
>20. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
> "friends you send jokes to" e-mail group.
>21. It crosses your mind that your "jokes group" may have already seen this
> list but you don't have time to check so you forward