The Guy wanting to get screwed...

This guy goes to a whorehouse and says to the Madam, "I
want to get screwed."

The Madam tells him to go up to room #12 and knock on the
door. The guy walks up to the door, knocks on it, and says,
"I really want to get screwed, bad!"

A very sexy voice replies "Just slide $20 under the door."

So the man slides the $20 under the door and waits...
Nothing Happens! He knocks on the door again, and yells
out "I want to get screwed!"

The sexy voice behind the door answers, "Again?"

A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.

Here are some of the entries they received.


My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not


I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

Viral Linking:Increase Pagerank Smoothly

Andy Coates came up with an interesting idea of viral linking couple of months back and it had been a huge success since then.I came to hear of it from Chuckster very lately but still the heat is on so i decided to give it a shot.Here's what you need to do:

Instructions:

1.) Copy and paste the entire matrix of “ViralTags” below.

2.) Substitute the Host Tag and one of the “ViralTags” in the matrix with your anchor text of choice containing your blog’s URL. Please keep anchor text to a maximum of 3 words to keep the matrix size manageable.

3.) When you get a ping back from someone that has your link in one of their “ViralTags”, practice good karma by copying his/her Host Tag’s anchor text (automatically the associated link will also be copied) and paste it over one of your “ViralTags” below.

4.) Encourage and invite your readers to do the same and soon this can grow virally.

--------COPY AND PASTE THE VIRAL LINK BELOW ON YOUR BLOG-------

Host Tag: Jokes

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Warning if you are neighbour of a beautiful woman whose husband comes late.

A man came home early from work one day to find his wife fucking the next door neighbour. He got his shotgun and forced the man into the garage, stark naked, where he put the man’s cock in the vice. He welded the vice shut and started sharpening a knife.
“My God,” said the neighbour, “you’re not going to cut my cock off are you?”
“No,” answered the husband, “you are. About three minutes after I set this place on fire.”